what if you were in school taking a test and you sort of whisper to yourself “work sucks” and blink-182 come down from the sky and rest their hands on your shoulders and whisper “i know” back at you
what if you were in school taking a test and you sort of whisper to yourself “work sucks” and blink-182 come down from the sky and rest their hands on your shoulders and whisper “i know” back at you
when people i dont like touch me
how extreme am i? how extreme am i???
i don’t play
i play
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
So this guy added me in like the 8th grade and I just never deleted him and he is the most interesting person on Facebook
A villain is born…
ive run out of reaction pictures so now i just type my reaction
u piece of shit ur not even funny anyways lmao xD
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
(Source: fierce-imaginings)
Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room. And Taco Bell legit sent her a giant-ass poster. I am laughing so hard right now.
I AM SO JEALOUS WTF
(Source: callmewondergirl)
when you ask a classmate what the homework is and they say “you should have paid attention”
hOLY SHIT IVE BEEN EATING THESE GUMMY BEARS FOR LIKE THE PAST HOUR AND IT TURNS OUT THEY’RE VITAMINS IS THAT EVEN SAFE
no one makes me laugh more than me
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
well screw you too
forget batman look at those ugly ass shoes smh
(Source: 0ver-doze)